My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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