so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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