I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
no you cant smoke seaweed
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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