I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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