you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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