im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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