Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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