What did we do last night that was yellow?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
