In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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