And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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