We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize