her vagine was all disorganized.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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