So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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