if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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