I think I died a long time ago.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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