Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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