if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Randomize