im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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