Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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