Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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