this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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