That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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