Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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