Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Barsexuality is the new black.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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