I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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