You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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