just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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