Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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