Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
