i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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