Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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