You work out of a Hotel?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Success! We fucked roommates!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
soo... how was my night?
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