i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
