its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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