I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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