Best friends brother. Beat that.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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