You work out of a Hotel?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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