why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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