4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just had sex on a roof
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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