if you like me you must not know who I am
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
thus making me awesome and them whores
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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