Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
birth control should be required to get into college
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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