guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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