no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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