They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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