Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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