: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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