He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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