i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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