She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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