I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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