Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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