It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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