plz talk dirty to me
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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