The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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